I am 45 going on 22.
I like to go to an abattoir and shoot cows.
The last time I cried was when I caught my pubic hair in my zip.
I feel that sex without love is the perfect end to the perfect night, and that the cornerstone of a successful relationship is apathy
I have no objection to peeing in the sink.
I need at least 10 cups of coffee a day..... and 30 Marlboro.
I am a mobile heart attack looking for somewhere to happen
Most of my previous girlfriends have been inflatable hence my belief that the "clitoral orgasm" is nothing but a myth..... or maybe a river in Bulgaria.
I once applied for a job with "Cunnilingus" - it is a subdivision of Irelands national airline.
I feel it's well worth paying to see a Lesbian show performed live.
I am computer illiterate.
I like music!
I have problems with wind. I can fart at will.
I have never recovered from watching 'Terms of Endearment' - so I don't do films.
I like food. A 'salad' is not food - it's what food eats.
There should be a stained glass window in every church in reverence to 'The Bushmills Distillery'
When I drink Guinness, the next day I can shit through the eye of a needle.
It's worth it.

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So how does this 22 year old feel about this?

He's as young as he feels... and right now he feels like a 22 y.o..

Welcome, Victor - my name is Howard...

I really like "One Foot in the Grave" - but being an old (44) bastard, it still took me a moment to jog my memory.

I once farted at Will, and he was quite offended...