Father Ted
Apr 15 2007, 07:59 AM
Happy birthday Dennis.
48 today!
You're still one of the best lovers I've ever had!
Pitchit
Apr 15 2007, 03:05 PM
48??!?
Is it alright to be sooooo old and hanging out on internet community forums?
Have a great day Dennis!
Nemesis
Apr 15 2007, 05:11 PM
Happy Birthday Dennis!!!
puzzlehead
Apr 16 2007, 02:12 AM
wow. talk about a party in their pants.
Happy birthday. Please make sure you renew your pact with Satan to keep you looking young.
badbart
Apr 16 2007, 03:57 AM
Ah, crap. I have to do this here, too?
I'm too old for this nonsense.
Happy Birthday, you auld bastard.
Matt
Apr 16 2007, 01:15 PM
He's almost half a hundred. Old seal fucker.
The Zot
Apr 16 2007, 07:21 PM
Gee thanks...I think.
It's just another year.....I take great pride in knowing that I may be older than most of you, but I don't look it!
Rigsby
Apr 16 2007, 10:58 PM
Are you saying I look old? Bastard!
Happy Birthday!
I'm not even going to ask how they celebrate in the Alaskan wilderness. I have a feeling I'd have to call the ASPCA if I knew...
Mike
Apr 17 2007, 01:40 AM
Happy birthday Dennis. Enjoy a cold one. And have beer afterwards.
Nemesis
Apr 17 2007, 03:02 AM
QUOTE (Mike @ Apr 16 2007, 09:40 PM)

Happy birthday Dennis. Enjoy a cold one. And have beer afterwards.
But be careful though, the moose like to cuddle afterwards.
puzzlehead
Apr 17 2007, 09:32 AM
Yeah, so birthday boy...what's this about dancing lessons?
Pitchit
Apr 17 2007, 04:27 PM
QUOTE (puzzlehead @ Apr 17 2007, 01:32 AM)

Yeah, so birthday boy...what's this about dancing lessons?
Alaska is becoming more progressive.
They allow Zot and his S.O. to take dance lessons along with the straight couples.
Mike
Apr 17 2007, 09:20 PM
QUOTE (Pitchit @ Apr 17 2007, 11:27 AM)

QUOTE (puzzlehead @ Apr 17 2007, 01:32 AM)

Yeah, so birthday boy...what's this about dancing lessons?
Alaska is becoming more progressive.
They allow Zot and his S.O. to take dance lessons along with the straight couples.
I didn't know seals could dance!
Rigsby
Apr 17 2007, 10:41 PM
They can't. That's why they need to take the lessons!
The Zot
Apr 18 2007, 12:07 AM
Badda-boom...tish
nice. So yeah, we're taking dance lessons, you know, the Tango, The Foxtrot, the Waltz, etc.
It's a bitch having to dance in Mukluks though
puzzlehead
Apr 18 2007, 11:45 PM
HAHAHAHA! Oh, man. Seals taking dance lessons. That was nice and corny.
Good to hear you taking dance lessons. If you're lucky you'll move to more contemporary dances like the Tootsie-Roll and the Harlem Shuffle. Or, just to be safe, stick with the Macerena and the Electric Slide.
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