People always complain that they are getting screwed by politicians. Well, here’s a platform that I bet many of y’all can get excited about.
My name is Tania Derveaux…
I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.
It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400,000 new jobs.
This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I’m willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.
According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving eighty blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.
Heavens! Eighty a day?? My jaw hurts just thinking about it.
No idea how many takers she’s already got, so you fellas better hustle if you want your penis to be a stop on the Fellatio World Tour.
