Just to say that I am a Brad Pitt lookalike if only Brad Pitt was a 45 year old, skinny, grey haired, pasty skinned Irish bugger.... But anyway, HELLO...

Oh fuck!


I went to school with this bugger folks.
Looks like those days could be starting all over again.

Well, we know he didn't go to college for a degree in Communications.

Let me be the first sane person to welcome you. We always like to see new British citizens join us, even if they are based in Ireland. Feel free to sing "God Save the Queen" anytime... Hopefully that made you feel right at home.

OK, seriously, we already have one skinny Irish guy. Hopefully you'll be funnier than he is...

Alright, I’ll be totally serious this time. Welcome, you old fart! Feel free to stir things up.

^^^

Ahhh, what he said.

Welcome to the site!

I'm glad you didn't write War and Peace for an intro, reminded me more of ad squeezed on the bottom of Page 3, but welcome. Old Drunk Guys are always fun to be around.

That intro makes my intro look incredibly excessive. Welcome!

Welcome.

Your intro made me laugh a little. Nice.

Pfft! I didn't even post an intro.



Welcome CLANDEW! I suppose you figured out who you have to shag to get that membership approved.

Did you bring any hooch?