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Matt
I see Adrian's plan to get Amber to post naked pictures in a "private" forum is in full swing. good.gif

I'll go next...

As many of you know, I am Matt. I don't like to divulge much online but I'll occasionally bring up things going on in my life. If you knew me in real life you would be able to see the connection. I'm well known as a smart-ass with a really warped sense of humor. (that's humour for you stupid Irish people) I am 43 and have two children, a 17 year old son and a 15 year old daughter. I'm originally from South Carolina but have been in south Louisiana for the past 25 years. My wife of 17 years and I split up about 4 years ago and I went through about 12 other women since then. Currently I've been dating the same woman for almost a year.

I have been in the aviation field for 20 years now. I'm a certified A&P with my IA license. My days are numbered here because I have recently opened an air conditioning business here in south Louisiana. I'm hoping to move on to doing that full-time later this year. I listen to heavy metal music really loud. I hate cats and hypocrites. (Especially the ones who preach religion) I'm not religious at all. I believe in beer. I do believe there was a dude named Jesus who walked around the Middle East a few thousand years ago. But, I believe the convoluted stories about his life and preaching were exaggerated as they were passed on from person to person. Meh, he did well. He was a nice guy. The huddled masses were starving for a direction in life. He was at the right place at the right time. Good on him.

I play APA 9-Ball pool every Thursday night on a team with my girlfriend. Friday mornings are rough. Remember the beer thing?

I don't fuck seals.
Pitchit
Nice intro.

I really had no fucking idea who you were until now. mellow.gif
Father Ted
I am beyond impressed.

I never actually believed you could construct such literary content.

I bet bart wrote it for you.
Mike
Now who the hell are you again? Do I know you from another place?
Eric
QUOTE (mlk111 @ Mar 19 2007, 10:32 PM) *
Now who the hell are you again? Do I know you from another place?
He's some stupid fucking newbie. Look at the double digit member number if you doubt me.
badbart
Lies! It's all lies!!

Your real name is Jose, you live in El Salvador and have a lucrative "import-export" business.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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