...And there's nobody here to enjoy my drunken-nessabilinicity.

This makes my sphincter frown.

You like being assraped when you are drunk?

Pitchit will be pleased.

I wish I was drunk.

I am sitting here...... Viker. Norway. at this very minute.
The dotted line is about 5 miles away. It's the border between Norway and Sweden.

I am with Ida Maria's parents, her sister, sisters husband and their 2 kids.
It's Easter. Family.

Back up to Oslo tomorrow.
Drunk.

You poor, poor bastard! Been there, done that, got that tshirt. And tomorrow I will be doing the same thing with my wife's family. Just shoot me now.

The best part about being a single parent is...... I have no inlaws!!




Ex's family doesn't count since I no longer have to deal with their shit at Christmas etc, it is awesome.

Goes to figure the 1st ex's parents loved me, the 2nd ex's parents, mainly his mother...was the mother in law from hell.

Somehow, I managed to escape spending today with any extended family! Just me, the man and the two youngest kidlets.

We're all still in our pajamas.