Of all the inanimate objects I'd most like to be today, I'd have to put a stripper pole being used by Felix at the top of the list.



Now that's a skill!
And she's a cutie-patootie, too.



I'll bet this happened to her a few times before she got that good, though.



Ouch.

Now THAT'S an idea for a reality show!

Let's dump all these dance shows and just get to the best pole dancer competition! I like it!!!

The baby's dentist has a stripper pole in his office. No one ever believes me, so one of the last times we were there, I took a picture of it with my cell phone.

Wow.

How does he explain that? Have you ever asked?

to get ready for the competition we need a pole dance starter kit

I haven't asked.

They have a carousel on the premises. I'm assuming that once upon a time there was a carousel horse on that pole.

I know I'm not the only parent that thinks it looks like a stripper pole. I heard another Mom snickering about it.

You should give it a try. I hear it's good exercise.


And be sure to have the boy videotape the experience.

Since nobdy has said it, let me be the first. I got a pole she can dance on!

Nah, when you examine closely you would know it's just a stump. They often look like a pole in the eyes of the beholder.

How about the teacher?

They should have let them fight it out. You never know when a boob might pop out, a crotch grab happens, and then one thing leads to another.