Heather Locklear is about as old as Ted (she's 46 this year), and looks better than a lot of girls half her age. (Hey, Britney, see what you could have looked like if you'd taken care of yourself?)



I wonder if she's had any work done or if she's just one of those women who ages well.

Not so hot without makeup. Sorry to ruin the fantasy...

Noooooo!!!!


You bastard!

Ouch!!

Ummm. Dan. We have a tradition around these parts that says you should post an intro.

Thanks!

He's a shy little girl, so that may not happen.

And I think the bylaws clearly state that the front page is exempt from this condition (see section 17, paragraph 3, subparagraph C of the Grumpy Auld Bastards Rules & Regulations for more detail).

C'mon, little girl. It's okay.
We won't hurt you...



Just create an intro, you big sissy. Make it all fictional if it makes you feel better.

Better her than me in a bikini (if I even owned one), I'd break the internet.

OK, you're the boss.

I'm obviously too used to enforcing these things elsewhere... it's in my blood.

Does this mean we have had an Ericesque moment and Ted has been overthrown?

OK, how about he's joint second-in-command.

In other words, he can squash me like a bug if he chooses... therefore he's the boss.

From one fly-on-the-wall to another, nuff said!

I never posted an intro.




edit for on-topicness: I don't think I look completely atrocious in a bikini. Doesn't mean I should wear one in public.

Says you.

I think we could be the judge of that. Take some bikini pics next to a pool or water. Make sure some of them have getting out of the water. Then post them here and we will let you know just how wrong you are.