
I can remember when I thought Madonna was a pretty hot piece of ass. Granted, that was about 20 years ago. Lucky Star and Like a Virgin were still listenable and a Madonna movie (Desperately Seeking Susan) actually made a little money.
She was a dirty whore way before Xtina jumped on the dirty-whore bandwagon.
And then, many moons after her youth had begun to fade and the toils of a life of excess had begun to show through, she piggybacked on the hotness of Xtina and Britney for a few more minutes of relative-hotness with the famous lesbo-kiss on...well, whatever that awards show was.

But now she's just old. And she's in some serious denial and hoping to get a few more minutes of hotness by making out on stage with one of her backup dancers.



Admittedly, Madonna does look good for an 65 year-old woman. But it's still kind of sad.

