I don't drink coffee, but if I did I would be all over these places...or I would if they were actually anywhere near me.


I love the empty-headed blonde at Cowgirls Espresso. She's a cutie.

Not everyone is as pleased as I am about these bikini baristas, though.

Whattya bet she's a heffer?

Here's a radio interview with a couple of Cowgirl Espresso employees.
There are a few seconds of random obnoxiousness at the start of this clip, but it does eventually get to a interview of two employees (including my favorite, the blonde).

After the Cowgirls employee interview, the clip goes on to another unrelated interview.

I have heard about these places. Coffee drinker or not, I would stop by jsut to see it. And that lady in the video was rather large. She was probably turned down for a job there and that is the real reason she doesn't like it.

This has the potential of being the only real way to compete with a giant like Starbucks. Of course, that would never happen because as soon as this grew to any size you'd have Gloria Allred suing the company of discrimination the first time they didn't employ a Rosie O'Donnell look-a-like.

Personally, I think it is awesome.

I guess I don't need to be a coffee drinker. They have Hot chocolate too.



I'm hoping a franchise location opens up nearby (please, please, please...)

I don't understand the mom that calls these places "terrifying."

Terrifying? Get a grip.

And now...the dark side of the bikini barista places: mentally unstable young men who can't differentiate between the reality of nearly-naked hotties at the local coffee stand and the naked strumpets on their sticky computer monitors.

Ironically, this coffee shop wasn't even one of the bikini-barista places.

Maybe he just spilled a hot drink on himself and he was showing them where he had an ouchie.

I've gotta go to one of those places where they cut your hair wearing a bikini. Over here Paradise Cuts used to do it, but it may have changed.

uhhhhh.....you don't have any hair.

I've heard of those places, but I don't know of any around here. I was sorely disappointed by Sports Cuts, though. Their advertising made the place look like Hooters for Haircuts, but the actual women (and limp-wristed dudes) working in there left a lot to be desired. The guy was probably the thinnest and most effeminate one working there.

Blech.