If you were a Playboy reader in the 90s, you might remember the big-lipped, ginormously-huge-breasted (reportedly all-natural) May 1996 playmate, Shauna Sand. Or you might remember her from her role on Renegade during her six year marriage to Lorenzo Lamas (if you're a chick...or Dean).

Shauna is turning thirty-seven this fall (in September) and apparently thirty-seven years on this planet and motherhood (she has three daughters) has taught her nothing about what the rest of us (well, except for pitchit) would consider tasteful, appropriate behavior. Britney and Lohan are still young and stupid, so their behavior can be written off to the idiocy of youth, but Shauna...not so much.




But as sad as her carelessness with keeping her remarkable body parts contained within her clothes may be, how would you like to be out shopping with your mom and her latest boy toy when she's dressed like this?




I'm all for hot chicks showing what they've got (whether they've got kids or not), but it just seems a little...improper to do it with the kids right there.


Or maybe I'm just an old fuddy-duddy.

What do you mean by 'remarkable?'
Do you mean 'remarkably hideous?'

Cause those are some nasty looking tits. Just downright scary.

Tits? I couldn't get past her fake hair and make up to judge the rest. Hideous.

Maybe she's still breastfeeding them and needs to keep her boobs accessible? I'm guessing she had the boob job where they take the aureole off and put it back on after, as it actually seems to move separately from the rest of her boob.

I was actually referring to the size of those suckers.

Poor choice of words.

Eh, I don't think what she's wearing is all that bad. What's more important is that her kids are dressed appropriately and don't look like mini hoochie mamas.

The kids do look well rounded!

They are probably more mature than their mother, and see it all as a big laugh.
It's not like they can't know about, or avoid, her Playboy career.
To them it's perfectly normal.

"Oh that's just mom!"

At least she appears to care and take responsibility for them.
That's what's important.



As long as she loves them, and I think it's obvious they love and are very comfortable with her, then the clothes, shoes, make up, and boobs, are merely the eccentric theatrics............ a continuation of the only life she's known.

I agree with Father Ted, what he said. She is not dressed all that badly and at least she appears to take some interest in her kids. She takes them shopping, and the kids are dressed neatly and appear to be well bathed. Go Mom!

Okay, fuddy-duddy it is, then.

Well at 37 after having 3 kids she looks great and from what I see feels great. On her 3 daughters well they know mom isn't a crack whore and there is nothing wrong with what she is wearing. I see 14 year olds wearing shit that makes me cringe

On the fuddy-duddy quoting Ed McMahon with no offense intended "You are correct Sir !!"

I was going to say, " If I look that good at 37.." before I saw the bizarre manner in which her nipple connects to her bosom. Close up she doesn't look that good after all, like most of us.

I wouldn't go shopping with my kids dressed like that, but then I wouldn't go shopping at all dressed like that. I felt it a major achievement when I made it out of the door the other day in cropped jeans, a vest top and flip flops! For me it's about comfort zones, mine and my childrens'. If I feel ok I know I look ok, but before I go out with the kids I ask them if I look ok, not for me but for them. I'm mindful that the places we go, we are likely to see their friends and I wouldn't want them to be embarrassed by me. They haven't yet sent me back upstairs to change so I must be doing something right. They're used to seeing me in jeans and a tee and I don't usually stray far from that.

Plus on the odd occasions I go out with my friends for the evening and get 'dolled up' they get to see 'glam mum'.